Bexe @bexexexe@cybre.space
- mtf
- 34
- she/her
- SN 1987A
- i am
- devastatingly anxious
- i will be
- a gamedev someday
Always booyahs back.
Never surrenders.
Sometimes finds a way.
Everything is alive.
Information is god.
Game mechanics are art.
SW-2648-5481-0703
Joined Jul 2022
Pinned ping
0 · ∞ = the sound of a cat finally having purred itself to sleep
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CUSTOMER: IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL AMD GOT TO PILOT A GIANT ROBOT I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT IT NOT LIKE THIS WEAK BETA NERD
DMV: CUSTOMER'S NAME IS BRANT
VERDICT: DENIED
Bexe
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I don't know if we should let cis people self identify. Like sure, you say you're a "man," but have you even thought about your gender for a moment? Therefore I propose that cis people need 3 doctor's letters to prove that they're cis
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dreams must be as real as reality because i like some of them a lot
the goodness of gameplay is proportional to the density of moments per decision that make you reflexively shout "out FUCKING played"
The Utility Mommy, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Altruistic Hedonism
lost to a team with a player whose splashtag is "Growing Curly Hair"
i just love this game so much
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Stunt doubles aren't allowed to be credited in films because actors are worried people might like their doubles more than themselves but nobody talks about this incredible feat of narcissism
yet again, feeding my cats before going to bed super late only serves to feed their trickster egos once i've woken up again
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your gnosis is not unique within the multiverse (and that's ok)
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damnit brain, i want to get 8 hours of sleep, not wake up 3 hours early and spend 15 minutes trying desperately not to reply to someone's actually-good post with the shittiest etymology joke i've made in the past week
sometimes life just comes at you all clownly-like
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the splatoon 3 idols are modelled after two transbians and a blahaj
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"Alright, Harmony, give it to me straight-- I mean, gay-- I mean, what are your pronouns?"
an alternate timeline where Sonic the Hedgehog possesses a rich Southern heritage and his catchphrase is an incredulous "What in the Chili con Carnation?"
ironic; this cold weather will make my skin drier than the Sahara
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the AI basilisk, fuming, looking into the past at an AI researcher dismissing roko's arguments: WELL, IF THREATS DON'T WORK, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE *acausally offers to simulate you dating sally acorn*
front loading laundry machine held our clothes hostage for fifteen minutes, blinking "01" with a locked door, still soaking wet after a full wash and spin cycle
we are already living in a cyberpunk dystopia beyond all human fictionality
- mtf
- 34
- she/her
- SN 1987A
- i am
- devastatingly anxious
- i will be
- a gamedev someday
Always booyahs back.
Never surrenders.
Sometimes finds a way.
Everything is alive.
Information is god.
Game mechanics are art.
SW-2648-5481-0703
Joined Jul 2022
