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I heard @HTHR invented hydrogen. Somebody else had the idea to combine it with oxygen, though. And all water actually belongs to my friend, Carl. So it’s a complicated situation.

Is YOUR Child Texting About Full Communisim? 

reply guy:
- outdated
- gender specific
- too vague

thirst responders:
- to the point
- gender inclusive
- new hotness

Whilst jumping around in circles. The kid isn't tired they just know the unassailable truth
Standing is a scam.

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There is a 3 year old at the bus stop telling "standing up is a scam I need a chair" and commanding the birds to bring them one and I'm feeling the energy

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What they say: oof

What they really mean: I'm really sorry. This situation is really saddening and puts a lot of weight on me. I don't really know how to put all these negative feelings into words but I hope you can understand that I understand your pain and completely support you.

A couple hours ago, I hit the button and launched #MyTransHealth V2.

This site is a long-time labor of love for us. I hope to keep improving it for years to come. All my thanks to everyone who has been part of the project the past 5+ years.

tfw you close catch up with your home timeline, pull to refresh and get nothing, close the app to look at something different, swipe a few screens over looking for it and open Toot! back up, confused about how you ended up back here.

Which direction does your icon face?

Please boost for highest possible demographic :)

important to recognize that we're always fighting our own internalized racism

"Getting to Know You" question of the day 

My other car is a well funded public transit system

so did pellets guy die recently or what? did they resolve the thicc red bull plotline?

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