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TIL November was a thing. We didn't just go right from October to December. Whew! What is time even.

My keyboard. Autocorrupt suggests "Fuckin'Gary". Without the space. I have no idea who Gary is, but I guess he's an jerk.

@garbados @noelle LETS GET READY TO SIGN UP FOR MY NEW SOCIAL NETWORK, RUMBLR!

yall ever pop a joint and like say ow but nothing hurt, ya just said it on instinct

Uh. I guess I got a few new followers. Hi~. 👋🏻 I pointed my post, but, uh. I mostly try to stick to dadposting, kindposting and bad jokes (arguably a part of dadposting).

#CamelCaseYourHashTagsDamnit

As the hashtag implies...

LOTS of people here use screen readers. Do them a favor and CamelCase your tags.

And Image Descriptions

ALWAYS describe your images and descriptions and such.

lesbians with powerful melee weapons

boost if you agree

replace the dot at the end of a filename with "whom"

chao whom png

New users?!?!?! Hi, I'm Guerrilla Rain. I'm like Sailor Moon, but ratchet. I have been in the fediverse for almost two years, so I'm like a veteran veteran.

My advice is to: (1) be nice, (2) ask for help, (3) content warning and caption your stuff, (4) don't be afraid to get weird.

#introduction

I'm seeing a lack of pronouns in most of the new accounts' bios, so if you're new to the fediverse I'd like to politely ask that you consider adding them into your profile, it's important to normalise stating pronouns and it helps us all to respectfully address eachother properly xox

I just finished The Parable of the Talents by Octavia Butler and I have ALL the thoughts, but don't really have the CPU cycles to type them out. Except this one: apparently I should have read The Parable of the Sower first? I couldn't tell based on looking inside the books and made a guess. I find that frustrating.

Popular Programming Fallacies #2347:

The number of bugs that can be contained within a finite number of lines of code is finite.

Welcome to Mastodon, tumblr refugees, here's your fursona and a copy of the communist manifesto

If you're a brown femme from tumblr then hmu cus we have those world domination plans remember?

If you're joining us from Tumblr, welcome! Take a bit of time to familiarise yourself with the CW feature and adding annotations to your images, be sure to lurk for a bit to pick up examples if you're unsure, or ask other users if you feel they'd be receptive to that (I'm one of them! Feel free!). The fediverse is so amazing and vibrant and you'll love it here if you're not a shithead <3

"Most English-speaking people ... will admit that _female-presenting nipples_ is 'beautiful', especially if dissociated from its sense (and from its spelling). More beautiful than, say, sky, and far more beautiful than _beautiful._"—J.R.R. Tolkien

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Cybrespace

cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal