Bonus points if it sticks, "We're sorry." "So sorry." "We'll try to be better in the future." "We're trying to fix it." and the like at the end.
In looking at the API documentation that my team's been writing recently for inspiration on the kinds of sentences shit starts with I was reminded: Swagger *requires* you to put a version number for your API in there. But we don't, uh, really believe in versioning APIs on my team (I guess @ me if you want). So we put 🏋🏻♀️ as the version number and I forgot and then was delighted to discover this again just now.
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