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does anyone else remember the existential terror of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

"78-year-old Grandma Georgina vanishes, having become "minus two". Charlie and Mr Wonka journey to 'Minusland', then Wonka restores her with a sprayable compound that makes people older. Grandma Georgina has become 358 years old."

this was a fucking KIDS BOOK dude

may b @bb

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, a carefree romp through the whimsical world of Willy Wonka, and a brief detour into the ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ ๐ซe๐ฒ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐›๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐›๐ž๐ฒ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿ, ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ก๐ž๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ข๐œ ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ,

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@bb I'm assuming this one didn't get a movie because the boat scene from the Gene Wilder original had traumatized everyone enough

@bb Now thinking of using it as inspirational material for that Changeling game I've had on the back burner.