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fedi really is social media, huh? 😔

I can't watch dune because the actors would ruin my immersion so bad. like they're so 2020s conventionally attractive it's distracting

holy shit cout is short for console out isn't it

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you can shampoo your balls, you can shampoo your friends, and you can shampoo your friend's balls gently and politely

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jean chretien take the be found guilty of genocide by the international criminal court challenge

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Did you know that the Queen of Canada was actually born in England? #Diversity #GirlBoss

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Showing up to my gfs house with a hat that says "I <3 pegging" a shirt that says "I'd rather be getting pegged" pants with a target on the ass and absolutely no shoes

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fuck lifelabs. yeah they're forced to bill the province instead of me but they're still a shitty monopoly. fuck private healthcare

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Behold. A memory frame. A woven tapestry of ferrite cores whose polarity can be switched using electrical charges, thereby storing bits of information.

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World Pol 

I was reading about that treaty between Kosovo and Serbia that the Trump government brokered and the Americans really went "I assure you, both parties moving their embassies in Israel to Jerusalem, designating Hezbollah as a terrorist organization, and banning Huawei from building 5G infrastructure is essential to the Serbia-Kosovo peace process" :doge:

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My sister is studying Portuguese in college.

She registered for a course about "Data presentation in R" because she thought it was about the letter R in linguistics.

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The joker wishes more programs had insane defaults

Thinking about my high school chem teacher that mentioned that standard temperature and pressure had been recently redefined slightly but our textbook used the old definition so that's what he was gonna use. It has been been under the new definition for over thirty years at that point. This guy was in his mid thirties

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health ~ 

not sure if I got a mild covid infection at some point without knowing and now have long term symptoms, or if it's my normally tiny lung capacity I've been noticing over the last few months

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Boosts ≠ endorsements

Follows ≠ endorsements

Friendship ≠ endorsement

Getting married ≠ endorsement

Tenderly kissing the poster on the lips and thanking them with steamy gay sex for their post ≠ endorsement

watching the matrix 2 

ok this is way hornier than the first one

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Thanks for looking out for me, Microsoft Edge. Appreciate you protecting me from uh Microsoft.

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Conway’s Game of Life, but it’s bathroom floor tiles

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