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you can read the dwarf fortress changelog and it's just full of mastodon award winning shitposts

there's a patch note like this:

Mulling over long-term memories can lead to shifts in intellectual values and personality changes

and then the very next thing on the list is something like:

Stopped dogs from being sad because they can't have a religion

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I swear i didn't arrange this on purpose. They line up to stare at me when they're hungry

Ok, I've got github.com/minecraft-podman to the point I'll start dogfooding.

It's a tool to run&manage minecraft servers as containers (using podman as the runner).

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TIL that in the US, you can get advertisers to stop sending you physical mail by telling the post office "that you, *in your own discretion*, believe [the advertisements] to be 'erotically arousing or sexually provocative.'" (Emphasis mine.)

USPS and the advertiser are not legally allowed to contest this.

So if you tell them that CreditOne mailings just make you *too horny*...

about.usps.com/publications/pu

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asking for money/sponsorship 

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every trans person deserves their own fully custom fantasy photo shoot to showcase our diverse and powerful energies (and as an easy and convenient means of explaining their identity to straights)

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Podman: Really cool, getting the hang of it
python-podman: Kinda mediocre, tbh

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I resent the "fat cat" capitalist stereotype. I am a fat cat and I will destroy banks

I clearly need a better computer so that my container builds run faster.

(Granted, maybe I shouldn't do rust builds as part of the container.)

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mh- 

I am a strong independent woman who can pat her own head.

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"I use Linux as my operating system," I stated proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swiveled around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he said with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!" I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk: "I use Abyss, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body began convulsing, he foamed at the mouth, and he dropped to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhed around he screamed, "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" In a cool fashion, I replied "Abyss uses the LLVM compiler suite, GCC uninvolved."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life was ejected from his body. He lied on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
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"Can you really turn into a bat?"
"Not one bat," said the vampire, "but a flock of them. My body mass is preserved."
"Cool! Can you turn into other animals too?"
"Any animal smaller than me."
"Like mosquitos?"
"Only in summer."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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