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ok so imho the biggest announcement from google i/o is this:

`aspect-ratio` is now available in CSS in all major browsers

you can literally just do:

.hd {
aspect-ratio: 16 / 9;

.sd {
aspect-ratio: 4 / 3;

this is pretty yikes

the amount of unempathetic "off topic" downvotes is pretty fucking yikes too

lobsters is just a cult instance that doesn't federate and i hear they're working on fixing that latter part

Okay, I'm curious, when did you guys first hear about/join Linux? Please boost for a wider data pool. :boost_love:

Americans: :Actually: I'd hate to live in a dreary commie land where all housing is identical and I'm not allowed to use it as I see fit

Also Americans: well I'd like to paint my house a nice bold blue, but then it might not resell for as much. Beige it is! Wait hang on, the HOA is emailing me about my food garden they say is unsightly. I'll have to dig it up.

based on how many people on dating apps are looking for "adventures," there really needs to be an app to connect people to quest givers

weave tales of witches while walking through the woods

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ME awareness day: what does "fatigue" feel like 

ME/CFS got saddled with a name that sucks. u say "chronic fatigue" and everyone's like "oh big mood" because tbf everyone is tired all the time in the late capitalist hellscape. so what's it feel like being on the receiving end of the "fatigue" in "CFS"?
at a metabolic level, it's something to do with an interaction of the immune system, the nervous system, the mitochondria. it's permanent, constant, there is literally no way to refresh ur energy.

help me get #fedihired:

I’m looking for a mid-level remote SRE/DevOps position in the USA.

I’m based in SF and open to coming into the office periodically. I’m authorized to work in the USA for a few years but would require sponsorship down the line.

Resume available on demand!

The one and only time I’ve visited the UK I made sure to visit the British Museum, because I grew up in Egypt, and every museum there has several exhibits that are just a sign reading “we’d love to show you this, but the British stole it to put in the British Museum”

viral programming video that's like "don't use variables"

needles (humor) 

why'd they call it "drawing blood" instead of a "stab and grab"?

Just in awe of how much this guy looks exactly like what I'd expect the inventor of a CD-vinyl hybrid to look like

We should get refunds when our digital "purchases" are taken offline.

I have some slots open for my commissions - vector emoji, emotes and stickers for your sonas, D&D games, Twitch channels or other stuff!

More info:

Bad game idea of the day: A game named "Leaving Monsters Alone Hero"

its messing me up so bad thinking about how pretty girls are

@edstink Mandela effect guy who insists the little Caesars mascot says “piece of pizza”

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