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I did a song! (playing around with GaragBand and thinking about if I want to start composing moar)

this is a “hymn to a summit god;” it has no lyrics that I know of, but who am I to say?

Remembering that time in a one-shot LARP I faked choking well enough that one of the other players tried to heimlich me.

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this is a joke 

hmm, i can't decide what my ssh private key should be

i would appreciate if people sent me their private keys so i could use them for reference :)

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Been exploring a sphinx form, and I'm feeling incredibly happy and comfortable with it! I have no doubt that this is the right form for me at the moment, and possibly for a long time to come. (Not sure whether I want four or six legs yet, but I'm enjoying either!)

Artist is furaffinity.net/user/wwco/

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An oddity in English: "island" and "isle" are unrelated. "Isle" is from Latin (insula), and came into English as "ile" through French. "Island" is Germanic, and was originally "iland". In the 16th century, scholars added the "s" back into "ile" to make it conform more with the Latin original - and people mistakenly started adding it to "iland" as well, creating the modern "island".

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"Do you sell curses?"
"Not generally, no," the witch said.
"I want someone to die of natural causes."
The witch thought about this.
"How is that a curse?"
"He's determined to die a warrior's death."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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neat bugs 

Lots of Lepidopterans have one truly magnificient life stage, but props to Acraga moths for being this extra at ALL times.

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medium.com/sensorfu/how-my-app

> Microsoft Windows 10 sends all new unique binaries for further analysis to Microsoft by default. They run the executable in an environment where network connectivity is available.

Is this what they call a free cloud computing environment :thinking_cirno:

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Christianity 

Hokay, so, the bible is often viewed as being up for interpretation.

In the beginning blah blah blah...

Adam was lonely, so god took a rib from him and made Eve.

So...we have something that is -genetically- male, but is female.

...Genesis 2:21-23 says Trans Rights.

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Very thankful for whoever at Red Bull Marketing decided giving a bunch of EDM artists access to an orchestra was a good use of their budget

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tf 

my desire for an "entire world gets turned into their sona(s)" scenario is half motivated by wish fulfilment and half motivated by wanting to see nintendo's entire legal department fucking collapse
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You know what would really a) reduce my dependence on The Car and b) improve my quality of life to an extreme degree?

A usable passenger train line between like... Salt Lake, Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, Chicago, and Detroit

There's a WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING out here, and a bitch can't keep choosing between buying a plane ticket and driving for 20 hours straight every time I want to go somewhere that isn't a corn field in eastern nebraska/western iowa

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"Olay Regenerist" would be a good name for an undead/self-healing enemy type in a video game

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I hadn't planned to be in the woods after dark but daylight savings always threw me.

I huffed through fall leaves until a mist before me formed into a rather pointy woman, arm outstretched.

The vampire seemed unsurprised to see me, but I gaped as a snowy owl landed on her.

My brain made my mouth blurt, "Those aren't native to this region!"

"Observant about owls but not about werewolves," she scolded, whisking me to the nearest town.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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