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Am gonna make a commission sheet for digital art, any tips and suggestions for rates? ko-fi.com/brynndraws/gallery#g #art `

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I divorced from reality and reality got the house

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I keep seeing people be like "Hey I'm an artist and I'll draw your pet :)" and I do wanna tell them hey, google what a furry is and draw that you'll make like 100X the money

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When magic first returned, nobody noticed. Humans had long forgotten how to consciously use magic, but once someone did notice, there came a concentrated effort to make sure other people remained safe and ignorant.

Being a lifelong reader of fantasy had helped - most of it was as accurate as it was varied.

"I'm a poor hungry human - I'd do anything for a bagel," I sighed, standing in a fairy-ring, my team hiding with iron beaded nets.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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food, shitpost 

@selfsame

@riotmuffin happy to report that this is an imminently viable construction, had to consume it rotationally.

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begpost, still need money for groceries, please boost 

donations are still open: I had to spend most of what I got on my power bill to keep the lights on. I need about 100 dollars or so to get groceries

paypal: tgrehawi@gmail.com
cashapp: $digitalcreature
#TransCrowdFumd #mutualaid

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"I want to enlarge my influence."

The court wizard glanced over the comely courtesan, whose influences, he felt, were already quite substantial.

Still, he humored her, after all, he did enjoy her... company, "Oh yes, in what ways? I have potions and spells for all kinds of enhancements."

"I know, but I was hoping you'd take me on as an apprentice."

"Oh, I..."

"Please?" she implored voluptuously.

He found he couldn't resist her request.

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It had been a productive night, and the dawn broke gently for the newly married royals.

The king sat up, wondering where his queen was; surely she hadn't risen and been dressed without his notice.

A cat wiggled out from under the sheets. The king stared at the big amber-gold eyes staring back at him. They seemed familiar...

"A-are you Sylbi?!"

The cat nodded far too humanly.

All considered, there'd been worse royal honeymoons.

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The princess is being kept in the tower by a fearsome dragon.

The dragon is 30cm long and weighs 2 kilos. Its keeping her in the tower cuz it fell asleep on her lap, purring, and she doesn't wanna wake it.

babylon 5 

Lyta Alexendar, "P5"

The entire show is a drama and a tragedy, told by many players, at both grand and personal scales.

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You want to understand classical tragedy? Go look at the story of the Centauri in Babylon 5.

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If you're gonna flip out at emoji which acknowledge gender-related things you'd never use yourself, you should also flip out at emoji which acknowledge a specific kind of sandwich you'd never use yourself too.

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