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Apparently a raccoon caused a power outage on the other side of town. The news doesn't say how, so we're assuming he pulled a lever with his tiny hands

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When desserts arrived, he realised he had talked about himself the whole date .
"So, um, you?" he said. "Any hobbies?"
She looked up from the scribbles she was making on the napkin.
"Theopoiesis."
"The- what?"
"I make gods."
She drew a last line, and he didn't know what to say.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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i wish body positivity was less "this and that type of cis woman can also qualify as fuckable" and more "you are not locked out of any part of the human experience because your body does not meet an arbitrary and ephemeral standard"

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and now some #lolitafashion news!

korean brand haenuli and american indie brand mossbadger have teamed up to release a dress! it's a mashup of two tarot themed designs, so you get two tarot decks on your dress at once more or less!

comes in black and white, blue-galaxy-print (which is GORGEOUS), and black-and-grey if you need to be gothier with your goth while you goth

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haenulishop.com/mystic-spirit- is the page about it with ordering details! plus some more pictures of the dresses plain.

honestly it could be a very witchy sundress if you wanted to abandon the lolita bent altogether for this LOL

but also the best thing about this? to demonstrate how big the pockets are... they have this gif. of putting water bottles in the pocket.

that's just wonderful, folks.

i need all my dresses sold to me from hereon out with gifs of how much you can shove in the pockets.

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I have less than ten dollars to last me until next Friday, I'm sorry to bother everyone again, but please help me I'm poor

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. redd.it/n3505o

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okay so where the fuck can I find kids play food in options that are not “Midwestern Diner”? I would like to offer my kid some global cuisine to knock around with a little plastic spatula

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RT @sailorrooscout@twitter.com

Repeat after me: this is very poor messaging. Vaccines are preventives NOT cures. They have never been 100% but they do what they were designed to do. These are at 96%+ when we look at real-world data and are some of THE best if not the best vaccines we have ever had in history. twitter.com/ynb/status/1388780

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sailorrooscout/sta

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fake conspiration theory 

all the "ew veggies are gross" that you see in kids/teenage shows of the 90's and early 00's is a ploy by the meat industry to sell more meat

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Pretty queerphobic that very few of the cutest shoes are available in size 45EU :blobcatsipglare:
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wait, where the hell is the trans lobby located, did i miss it when i entered? and does it have a nice bar and good chairs?

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(slime girls)> 🥔 :blobcat: <(me)

I just think they're neat

I wonder how many people buy old cop cars but forget to change the lock.

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the "gifted kid" to "still gifted but now i'm a hot girl" pipeline

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click here to receive a notification long after you've forgotten clicking

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trans girls are cooler than the fash will ever be


oh im sorry???? are you the one ordering pills from russia to literally hack your endocrinology into giving you tits and changing yout sensory perception??? no????? silly fash scum,, you'd never be this brave
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The Movement MCS Percussion Computer was a very rare British-made drum machine produced approximately between 1981 (MKI) and 1983 (MKII).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movement

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