Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Show more
*extremely Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series voice* A CHILDREN'S CAAARD GAAAME!
a large Java conf, 1998
Rich Hickey is onstage demoing a lisp dev setup
his hacking gets more and more intense. he's jacked into a production server; he starts redefining functions on the fly, inspecting data as it flows thru functions
the audience is shocked and horrified but he continues typing, oblivious. an error occurs and he recovers from it in the repl
finally he sees their stunned silence
"guess you aren't ready for that yet" he responds impishly
"but your kids are gonna love it"
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my co-worker suggested that we should drop the 13th from all months. or, drop all friday the 13ths.
AND I WAS LIKE AAAAA THAT WOULD JUST MAKE DATETIME COMPUTER STUFF EVEN HARDER WHY WE ALREADY HAVE TIMEZONES
Alright, fuck it let's do this. If you got a patreon, ko-fi, liberapay or whatever, reply with it and I will boost. Cannot promise donations, but I will use what reach I have to help if I can. Let's actually build that support network I was talking about earlier.
I encourage others to boost this status and all the posts that end up beneath it to get as wide a spread as possible.
Not sure if this will even work, but I feel like I should at least try.
Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?
You wish has come true with tailflix!
My salt module docs are live! https://docs.saltstack.com/en/latest/topics/development/modules/index.html
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