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always fun when a new wave of people rediscover the legalese that’s necessary to make hosted services work and manage to misinterpret it in the worst way possible

which tells me that the standard legalese is Bad, Actually and the boilerplate everyone uses could use a rewrite so the various services don’t need to write explanatory blog posts until the end of time

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Restaurant concept for people who want tasty food but cant decide what to eat: provide your dietary restrictions (kosher, vegan, gluten-free, etc.) and a desired nutrition profile (carbs/protein/fiber), and get a randomly generated bowl of tasty food. Maybe include price point and hot/cold as an attribute as well.

I call it: FungiBowl

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@HYPERLINK I acktually when you take something from a slow to access linear-access location like a row of hangers in a wardrobe to a fast random-access location like the floor that's actually an example of caching.

decentralizing your wardrobe means randomly mailing all your clothes to your friends and then asking for them back when you need them.

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webcomics, kill 6 billion demons Show more

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Interesting Thought: Aliens Would Not Share Our Language, Culture, Or Even Bodily Functions. But They Would Share Our Physics, And Mathematics. Things Orbit The Same No Matter Where You Are In The Universe, And Optimization Problems Give The Same Result No Matter Where You Are, Too

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Aliens Doing Forensic Analysis On The Program Code Found In Some Interstellar Spacecraft, Trying To Reverse Engineer What Kind Of Culture Would Make Such A Thing

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Remember to check between your couch cushions once in a while! Found all of this while looking for my tv remote :)

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What do we want?
Pets and scritches!

When do we want it?
All the time!

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ok so apparently fisting is not some cool slang for puppeteering and i just want to be clear i did not know this when i stated "i would love to fist big bird"

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okay very funny. who the hell is mining bitcoins on my internet fridge. it's getting really hot and all the food is going bad

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i voted against Britain existing (also known as ‘Brexist’)

Fun things about Python:

Your system python upgrades major versions and you have to touch all your venvs.

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"i'm gay."
"well don't shove it down my throat."

straight shit gets shoved down my throat like y'all think I need it to live, sit the fuck down

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Still confused as to why Masto (and Discord tbh) use the TM emoji over just the fucking TM symbol tbh.

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Broke: having "network admin guy" in your profile
Woke: "Man with a VLAN"

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