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My girlfriend says I'm a plush ott.

Although I might moonlight as a danger noodle?

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Don’t👏 call👏 yourself👏 an👏 omnivore👏 until👏 you’ve👏 eaten👏 the👏 entire👏 universe👏

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hi everyone good news i found this video on my computer again

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Lauryn Hill:
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Girls, you know you'd better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
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me: estrogen?

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hewwo!!! it's my BIRTHDAY!! can i please get a boost ^.^

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so people who spend most of their time going to conferences. thinking people who work for large orgs, not researchers or students, what do you actually do? are you basically a sales person 🤔

not trying to hate but my twitter feed is full of people who as far as i can tell only go to conferences, or organize other conferences, and i'm like "what is your function to your company?"

i ain't got time for that, i work and have a family. wasting time at cons just doesn't make sense to me...

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So, this is a microchip manufacturing plan for Intel. I've heard working there is *puts on sunglasses* FABulous.

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@Saxxon something I’ve been trying to pick up is ny’all

Like, you know, nya~

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A bouncer meme. The bouncer refuses the cisheteropatriarchy, and allows a lesbian commune.

I have a date and I can't find my heels!!

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I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

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mastodon project, governance Show more

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RIP the dutch antilles. now nobody can register the domain "lesbi.an"

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so I just read this short webtoon called Always Human

it's an extremely cute f/f romance in a future with easy body modding (tho one of the protagonists has an immune disorder that doesn't let her use mods)

and it gave me such intense "us feels" for me and my partner, because it's so much like things that happen to us

i mean
you should read it
just be prepared

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Here are 300 #free Ivy League university #courses you can take #online right now😁

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