ellen teapot @asmallteapot@cybre.space

the blue train has been out of operation for two months due to a number of issues and it’s finally back in passenger service today

🚝💙

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Post: Mail Services in Vatican City

"Alexa, order laptop camera cover stickers"

ever wondered what all all those stripes mean?

Solid follow-up from The Mercury about why the local LGBTQ community has not been talking to the cops about recent attacks from far-right, bigoted cowards:

https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/02/25/26018143/amid-anti-lgbtq-violence-many-queer-portlanders-dont-trust-the-police-for-protection

So glad to see all the incredible organizing happening around community safety and support, because the cops never have and never will protect us.

Stay together, stay tight!

Im losing my goddamn mind i just saw this in front of my car

Some days I wonder if neurotypical extroverts even have theory of mind. I mean, they misinterpret everything. They even manage to misinterpret silence! I think they see it as a sign of aggression? 😜😜😜

broke: assuming everyone on the web goes by he/him

joke: referring to people by they/them until you are familiar with their pronouns

woke: checking the profiles of everyone you talk to to find out their pronouns

bespoke: regularly checking the profiles of even your oldest mufos to see if their pronouns have changed because you respect their agency and want to give them space to blossom

tired: computer science
wired: computer séance

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

Set the digital tip to zero percent. Tip (generously) in cash. Wage theft is web scale, so don't make it easy.

your daily reminder that the sudden elimination of a capitalist state will not address homophobia, racism, ableism, and other implicit biases

even if the revolution was tomorrow, we would still have work to do to get to an actually equitable world

one of the reasons that white anarchists frustrate me is this belief that if you topple the state, the goodness of people will float up and all that pesky racism stuff will melt away.

this is a dangerous belief. the revolution doesn't end at revolt.

well, this is it, kids

my masterpiece

“git cherry-pick” - alternate version of “git log” that shows only the commits that support your argument

is “mishmash” derived from someone trying poorly to pronounce “mismatch”

I was a straight ally once too, sure

The toddler is convinced that all child-sized entities use he/him pronouns, while adult-sized entries use she/her.

So Mommy and Daddy are both "her", while Teddy Bear and Twilight Sparkle are "him".

You know what, sure.