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is there a good misskey instance with signups open/that someone can invite me too? wanna try misskey πŸ‘€

hey i'm in great yarmouth and there's some sick dinosaur stilt walkers from Out There Arts and i love them

my girlfriend said i look like a sexy version of curious george's owner

mum confused my girlfriend last night by saying "do you mind if i get down?" when she finished eating. in norfolk you say "get down from the table" to mean "leave the table" but my girlfriend had never heard that before and thought mum was going to start dancing or something

i love seagulls. awful birds. absolutely dreadful.

there's so many expensive cars here, i'm not enjoying the vibes

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not feeling great about this holiday park my mum took us to lads

hello if you happen to have a photo of a pigeon being a weird little guy please send it to me for reference, i like to draw pigeons, thank you

i kind of like travelling when the trains are a bit messed up because people talk to each other more

weirdly it's more tiring to read in a language i'm not fluent in?? mods?

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i have a five hour train journey today and the only book i packed is in spanish. i managed three chapters but i forgot i can't just read in spanish indefinitely like i can in english

i hate that the 26-30 railcard is app only. stop making me use my phone for everything you shits

just found out a lot of people wash their hair every day which is absolutely incomprehensible to me

walked past a van parked on the pavement with the engine running and the windows down and was really tempted to lean in the window and turn the engine off, but i resisted

spaced out and left work an hour early and then had to go back and say "oh sorry i actually have an hour of my shift left hi i'm back"

@lori by which i mean someone else made the followers mistake

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