moderately lewd shitpost 

"Adult Assembly Required"

ok, fine, fuckin' ikea... *takes pants off*

described the setting of Jeff Vandermeer's Reach Trilogy as "on the the balls part of Florida on the side facing the dick part of Florida"

covid, nypol 

UTICA, N.Y. (AP) — A federal judge temporarily blocked the state of New York on Tuesday from forcing medical workers to be vaccinated after a group of health care workers sued, saying their Constitutional rights were violated because the state’s mandate disallowed religious exemptions.

Thanks, I hate it!

covid nypol 

what the news is saying: "Democrat Hochul's vaccine mandate could cause a health care worker shortage!"
what the news should be saying: "20% of health care workers in NY State pose a danger to their patients. If they continue to knowingly do so, they will be fired under the governor's order."

*aphex twin voice* come on you funky little man

Somebody put a lot of effort into the technobabble in Godzilla: Singular Point


I'm cutting back on social media but mostly that means I'm on Tumblr a lot less

labor day shitpost 

today we commemorate the defeat of America's greatest enemy, labor

基, pronounced "jī" in mandarin chinese, means "base" but is also slang for "gay"

that's based, by which i mean gayed

food cute 

gave small dog a leftover bean sprout

the smol bean liked the smol bean

Cevian Triangle and Orthic Triangle both sound like something from a fantasy game but they're actual geometry things

Oh yeah, not only are the colors faded, the refresh rate has gone to hell. Any movement on the screen is blurred and smeared out.

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huh, the colors on our TV are weird. maybe it's dying?


i cannot make myself stop eating these cardamom cookies from the new international grocery, pls send help

(they're called "elaichi khatie". i don't think they were made in-house but they're still really good)

why is Alexandra Elbakyan not on the fediverse

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