if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from fedi without revealing anything

@aoife thanks i got them right as the narwhal baconed in the dashcon ball pit

@aoife jump cut to the White House. Joe Biden, crouched on the floor, ponders his favorite sneakers, bereft of laces. "Jill, dear, do you have any idea where-?"

@aoife The last time someone actually said that to me was yesterday, and it was a friend I met for the first time

I wear rainbow-colored shoelaces so I get that every once in a while

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