there are one billion melons inside this post... use them wisely

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can i have another billion melons pwease

@aoife that's more than I could eat in a lifetime, what am I supposed to be using them for?

@aoife feed hungry animals (livestock, coyotes, turtles, rats, possums), kick a few against a wall, fill the cars and homes of landlords so they can't use them, make birdhouses, roll some down hills, make jack'o'lanterns, stop motion melon films, door to door melon delivery (free melons on your doorstep, everybody's doorstep), make boats for rats

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