gender is a performance and i'm nicholas cage
in case there's any confusion about what this entails
(*extremely* nicholas cage voice) i would describe my gender as neo-hermetic
*extremely nicolas cage voice* i would describe my gender as noveau-shamanic
@aoife i'm not sure if Nicolas Cage knows he is Nicolas Cage. has anyone informed him lately?
@lyliawisteria how could anyone make that claim with certainty, though?
@aoife no one has ever seen Nicolas Cage
@aoife you can hear the fear in the interviewer's voice in that last second
@snailerotica ikr? i strive to have the same effect on people
@aoife despite all my rage, I am still just nicholas cage
@aoife this is absolutely the funniest shit i have ever read .
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