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soliciting life advice again (1/2) 

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soliciting life advice again (2/2) 

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Are your children talking about sexual activity on their cellular telephone texting devices? Check this handy chart to find out!

holding hands: exactly what it sounds like, those monsters

oh you're trans huh? are ya?? you're trans?? yeah? well watch this *takes you out for dinner*

replying to "i had to look up why this was funny" with "ok philistine"

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Double checking someone’s bio before I call them a gamer

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*stubs my toe and curses but it's actually technically a prayer to some obscure prehistoric deity and my coffee tastes 20% better for two weeks*

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