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My BFF Chloe drew me as a human tech who works on robot girls, not domming them or anything, just helping and supporting them? (with herself as the robot girl of course) She's no good at coding but can hack the hardware well enough, and always knows just what to say to help someone feel better. And I'm. I'm so frickin stoked. I love this idea so much. Please look at these amazing fucking doodles. She does other stuff at aelwen-art.tumblr.com

i love to keysmash

:hacker_k: dsallkdsakldslkjkkjdsalkjfd
:hacker_e: ksjdha
:hacker_y: lsakdjalskdjas
:hacker_s: akjdfhakhdfahsjkdaldj
:hacker_m: asdfadsgsghsgfdj
:hacker_a: fsdsf
:hacker_s: ethsdgasf
:hacker_h: sydftgsidkfh

me: i can't tell my date i'm secretly a foodborne pathogen
- later -
me: hey how hot is it in this room
date: between 68 and 104 degrees, why
me: [multiplying rapidly] no reason

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a great thing about Mastodon is that i can express an opinion about an open source project's UX and not immediately be told by eight reply guys that "it's open source, fix it yourself"

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friendly reminder: before you call someone a gendered term, check their profile to see if they have pronouns listed. also, a selfie =\= confirmation of gender.

girl hornt reply: omg you're so cute i love your boobs! wow 😍
guy hornt reply: MMMM BABEY.... cant look away from you're ass..... rely wanna put my THING in ther......... fuck babye your so hot.... MMMMMmmmm wannt to lick thw sweat offof yoru eybrowns.....

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you: my laptop restarted in the night because of kernel panic
me, robot empathizer: poor babby had a nightmare

fucking lmao this is the best hacker thriller ever

sauce: pandyland.net/96

boost this toot if you own and proudly rock fingerless gloves , or have in the past

mastodon versus twitter

of note: i have used twitter for approx 4 hours

used mastodon for _days_

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