come on and boop
the gecko on the snoot
when you wanna know the location of something but you're a little timid, that's softwhere
the command i wanted was `ibus restart` anyway -_-
i also canʲt search with ctrl r because i use zshʲs vim mode, i donʲt have a question mark either, and i also canʲt run ˈemulate ‿eˈ to enable emacs mode
help ibus crashed and left me in an ipa keyboard without a hyphen so i cant run ibus‿daemon
me: "ah, i will copy a link to this and post it in my local nsfw discord channel"
android: "hey wanna post this on facebook or maybe text it to your grandma you fucking reprobate"
ball python: combining two things, a soft lovely lizard, and a soft lovely puppy
when will the algorithms learn the difference between "thing about <topic i like>" and "thing about <topic i like> being presented in an extremely annoying way, treating the person reading or watching it like they're stupid, made extremely quickly by someone who injects bizarrely regressive jokes in for no obvious reason, specifically designed to make me no longer like <topic i like>"
airports are boring, send me cute pictures of lizards (if you want)
them: a tent. it's a tent.
me: boneless house
pleased to announce you can now support cybrespace by buying stickers: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/sticker/dragonpats-sticker/948746/
we also have stickers and if dbh ever accepts the design we'll have logo and logo-inverse stickers soon