after seeing gay pride flags, straight pride flags and everything in between i made a flag for guys like me, guys that are only attracted to my wife of 25 years, Debra. please do not use this. I'm sure my wife would be flattered but I would not be happy

Gettin p tired of seeing un-cw'd lewd shitposts.
If it's a joke you wouldn't make around a child, I assuer you there is a full grown adult out there that would like the option not to fucking see it.

There's graffiti in one of the bathroom stalls here that originally read "Fuck [place of work]" but someone saw fit to change it to say "Buick" instead?? I've been thinking about this for months and it haunts me tbh

inventing a laser that generates circularly polarized light just to annoy the "laser rifle" pedants

self, back of head, no ec, tentacle Show more

Sorry sweetie, Lightning McQueen and Sonic fuck, and they HATE guns. Facts dont care about your feelings

the end credits rap that describes the plot of the movie is truly a lost art

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An SCP alternate universe where the foundation is chronically underfunded and needs to find creative ways of saving money

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