discourse summary: use CWs Show more
weather, chicago Show more
rehabilitating the feds Show more
I have actually done this
“The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.”
gm discourse Show more
Pretty sure this eBay listing exists entirely because this person wanted to show off their incredible nails
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F273325052366
snorklecrime
hey gordon don't you dare fuck with fish stew pizza https://twitter.com/BotRamsay/status/1013048351787503616
hey gordon don't you dare fuck with fish stew pizza https://twitter.com/BotRamsay/status/1013048351787503616
(Walks over to the turtle aquariums: WEIRD CATS)
(Goes to the pet store, checks the coast is clear, and covertly sticks an official-looking label on the cats display: NORMAL CATS)
I want a shirt that says in block letters:
I’M TRANS BUT I CAN’T PROVE IT
@codl subtrout
chloe sagal did not need to die // cw suicide, transphobia, fascism Show more
“Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave” (1982, dubbed into English 1984) AKA “Yin Ji”, directed by Chiu Lee, was a martial arts revenge movie loosely based on Hamlet
I love how someone bought my last album, but only one person, so it just says "supported by [tiny picture of a dog]"