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Your Friend Alice @alice@cybre.space

my phone still suggests oats instead of pats from that oats meme I hope yall're happy

../|/| i'd awoo for
< , ,\ you, you're
/ ‾‾\ very cute...

"i want a vr typing game
just beause it would be bad"

Circumstances when it's okay to @ someone telling them to use linux: If they post "I'm thinking about using gnu/linux"

Circumstances when it's not: Every other time

discourse summary: use CWs Show more

weather, chicago Show more

I have actually done this

“The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.”

gm discourse Show more

Pretty sure this eBay listing exists entirely because this person wanted to show off their incredible nails
rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpr

shitpost Show more

cold take Show more