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ive had hypertension symptomd all day and now reynards is fucking with me because i cant feel my hands because low blood flow. and i generally feel like shit and there is nothing to watch

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let me give someone a platonic hug no takebacks

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the only thing i’ll say about the open source / white house thing is: i wish they had invited RMS because it would have been hilarious

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@sungo @juliana The actual information from Humble is (likely deliberately) difficult to tease out, but this doesn't seem to follow from either the news articles or Humble messaging. This only applies to the "Humble Choice" subscription service; from February 1 forward, Humble Choice-specific downloads will not be available from the website, and can only be accessed through the Windows-only Humble app, eliminating all Mac and Linux downloads.

The Humble Choice downloads include:
- The Humble Choice monthly selections, which are supposedly kept even if you cancel (these *can* include keys for other DRM platforms)
- The "Vault", which includes most of the former "Trove", which is a collection of DRM-free games you can download as long as you have an active subscription, and has also been rolled into a subset of...
- The "Humble Games Collection", which are exclusive to the Humble app, and cannot be launched without an active subscription, meaning the Humble app is a *new DRM platform*

what the fuck there are 15 seasons of "Ninjago". thats like a literal fuckin lifetime what

(FYI: Wil Gardener is a total fucking hottie. Only cis guy in TV who makes pantie spooshie. The guy who plays him, outside of that character? Nah)

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i just want to relax to a show. i cant watch the good wife/fight because im watching them (for the third time) with someone else who im introducing the show to

and there are a lot of shows on here but they all suck ass in one way or another

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New things don't scratch the itches that those shows scratched for me and it is actually, incredibly painful, huh

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Im watching the second episode of star trek discovery but the camera work has me motion sick and it sincerely feels like its... it just isn't. . you know?

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i tried watching episode one of season 32 of the simpsons and i got about halfway through, and marge's voice just fucking broke me

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When I say C/C++, it means that I've written things that only work in C99, not in C++, and intend to continue to do so.
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I want to like Matrix and it’s getting better but god it still FUCKING SUCKS in so many places

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morpheus from the matrix but the red pill is a laxative and the blue one is immodium

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fascinating detail in the Oath Keepers indictment -- their idea of opsec was to email each other photos of handwritten notes done in *cursive* to prevent machines from scanning the text.

shocked this didn't work. utterly flabbergasted those notes are transcribed in the indictment.

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i am a unique! there is only one KITTEN.EXE and it is me :netkitty_w:

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@dragon @SapphicGiraffic if god didn't want me to be gay then why did they make trans girls so fuckin cute

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disheartening to find that it's not even a cool cult with ritual robes, orgies, and heavy metal records

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Internet Explorer twitter account waiting for the pandemic to end so they can make a joke about just finding out it happened: 💀

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