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Things learned from the rat tickling certification:
- rats make 22khz noises when sad and 55khz trills when happy
- rats initially think stroking is a negative thing, stroking rats is less effective than tickling
@alexandria certified rat tickler is the best real thing to have on your résumé imo
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