Things learned from the rat tickling certification:

- rats make 22khz noises when sad and 55khz trills when happy

- rats initially think stroking is a negative thing, stroking rats is less effective than tickling

@alexandria certified rat tickler is the best real thing to have on your résumé imo

@alexandria Dang, this is quite the Choose Your Own Adventure.

@alexandria @prehensile certified rat tickler on a resume is a conversation starter

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