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The Lisp tokenizer works and it is 83 bytes

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every once in a while people suggest the best thing to do is get rid of female coded words and just go with male coded words.

"lets get rid of actress, and everyone can an actor."

why dont we get rid of actor and everyone can be an actress? oh because that makes a lot of people uncomfortable? funny that.

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CW: Racism, fetishization of Asian people 

Kudos to this tattooer for putting out a warning

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SQL is our passion.

And people pretend SQL isn't composable, and all this takes is a bunch of fmtlib calls :3

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shit i gotta do a cv, shit, fuck

this is good but, ahhh so many projects i had with a "Needs Work" sign on lol

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You're not gunna drink that seawater are you?

Me, wearing a t-shirt that says "I Love Drinking Seawater": no

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thispokemondoesnotexist dot com

Just shows regular pokemon at random

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make urself feel ill ! it's free ! no one can stop u !

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gonna call it something cool like "cyberverse" or "webocyber" or "cyber mastodon"

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if a poop is halfway out of your body at the moment of rapture, will the dangly bit stay on earth or travel to heaven with you

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when you ship iron through the USPS, that's womanhood

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any kid born after 2020 can't cook... all they know is tiddy, poop they diapers, fuss, be adorable, drink warm milk & nap

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windows 11? why would I use such a low numbered version when i have windows 95

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cognitohazard 

who's a good crewmate? yeah whooo's a good crewmate? that's right, you are!!

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