*extremely dude from bauhaus voice* WANT BREAD WANT BREAD WANT BREAD

reminder that i am mostly tooting from my animal.church account now @alex

hot new dance craze called 'snuggling down in bed for 12 hours'

when the train conductor said on the overhead, “mmphawmma phmwa, phmfwamammamaa wampha wampha. Thank you.” I felt that.

@jordyd jorty accept my animal church follow request challenge

Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

yeah im NONBINARY but i still use the MENS ROOM because i dont feel LEGITIMATE ENOUGH for gender neutral restrooms

Look, if you’re not on the blockchain in 2019, you’re nobody.

@Ethancdavenport similar! kinda just going for a double whammy sleep / relaxing kinda thing

starting a valerian root and skullcap tincture today!

reason number 47347948316 why Twitter needs to die: they just deleted 2000 accounts of real people who oppose US invasion in Venezuela, while there are many thousands of bot accounts run by the US-based regime changers which have been allowed to operate with complete impunity. this is Twitter *explicitly* taking political action on behalf of the coup. corporations aren't neutral telesurenglish.net/news/Twitte

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