Bury Me Alongside My Clout
i can't believe grimes fell off elon musk's blimp and died
Name 1 thing elon musk actually literally did
Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
for a change of pace im going to complain about ello
a hot girl in a bikini cn get a million boosts but how many can we get our lord & savior??
wendy's is going to get a mastodon and, now free of the restrictions of twitter's terms and services, will absolutely go apeshit on anyone who dares to tarnish the wendys brand
reading an article on the NY times abt how city streets don't belong to cars
banner ad for exxon mobile
between about 2009-2013 i would sit & write, honing my craft, on old scraps & exercise books that i had left over from school. i wrote a lot of extremely good toots. some of them ive only got round to posting recently. but a lot of them were bad, garbage, just not up to my standards. when i wrote something bad i would throw it away, screw it up. put it in the trash. around that time i noticed some of my trash going missing?? and some of it being posted online on twitter.com under the name 'dril'
got real excited about "bizarre bug stories" but then realized it was about some nerd shit and not Bugs
PNG = Post Nap Gross
Jerry: she subtooted you?
George: Subtooted me!
Jerry: what do you do in that situation, do you refute the toot?
George: Jerry, the virgin refutes the toot, I, the chad.. BOOST the toot!
J: You boost the toot sub tooting you?
G: Boost the subtoot!
Kramer *enters*: That's called a domtoot.
i hope that whoever came up with the little floaty popup boxes playing unrelated videos on news sites runs out of some essential ingredient while cooking today
(exceptionally large exhale)