wanted: How to Git, for Coworkers Who Don't Write Code, Only Reluctantly Use Computers, and It Would Be Nice if They Stopped Messing Things Up In Merges

git should come out with a command called `git deadname-killer` that rewrites the history to search/replace commit author name

remember to always high five after sex so your partner knows that they got a good grade in sex

I was thinking how I hate the typical fantasy art which only consists of creatures and naked women, and that if I was an ancient deity I'd still be wearing comfy clothes

So anyway, less naked goddesses and more deities with hoodies

Actually, arguments in favour of "economy of form" which demand that media such as albums, films, books not "waste the audience's time" buys into the commodification of every aspect of existence by capitalism. Art should not subscribe to this commodification: it should resist it. So fill your novels with as many digressions, your movies with as many lingering shots and unnecessary scenes, your albums with as much filler as you feel like doing. I will be happy to waste that time with you.

There should be more happy trans girl books

Wait a minute I'm a trans girl who writes

Time for sad depressing shit that's somehow both niche and overdone at the save time

Imagine living for millenia and not fucking with your gender even a little bit. Unrealistic

@AudreyJune over the course of my life, my ADHD got better, then **way worse**

lol people who believe one bird-brained theory probably believe another, amirite guys hahaha

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i am so very tired of the vaccine 5g meme

@kat this sounds like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with a gun, and frankly I’m here for it

the genre of “one player is The Hacker and the other is The Shootperson” is severely underdeveloped

@gardevoir asymmetrical VR game where you gotta give voice commands to some poor fucker with a headset on who's fighting aliens

every piece of software that has a password field but doesn't let you reveal the letters can fuck right off

how to get snuggled IRL:
when you hear someone meowing, meow back.
(which is basically how fedi works?)

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people who include subtitle files in torrents are unsung heroes

one time I went to a hypno convention & there was a panel on conversational-style inductions, including an "induction through flirting"

after the audience volunteer dropped, the most adorable lesbian in the audience raised her hand and asked,

"You said this was a flirting induction, but I didn't see any flirting. You were just asking questions and being really interested in him."

After a long pause, the presenter said: "That's what flirting is, dear."

I think about that a lot.

ladies, is it gay to put yourself into the computer?

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