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I spend way too much time on mastodon

I wonder why the fuck it takes me so long to get anything done, then I realize every task I complete is punctuated with at least forty minutes of shitposting

OMFG I hate this project. HOW CAN YOU ASK 15 QUESTIONS ABOUT 7 LINES OF CODE.

"Do you really think "returncode" is a good variable name for the return code?"

UM DUH! THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE FUCKING CALLS IT YOU DOLT! EVEN WIKIPEDIA REDIRECTS ME WHEN I SEARCH FOR ERROR CODE.

@Sir_Boops

Ah I see the strong bad type of computing is getting popular.

Know what raises my blood pressure?

when someone says "Thanks..." in an email

So what is going on with #forkoff ? I hanv't seen anything about it in a week or so

never Show more

politics Show more

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT RICK ASTLEY HAS A SONG ABOUT KILLING THE PRESIDENT WITH A CROSSBOW

youtube.com/watch?v=qdIYg0n0K7

Hello and welcome to the only account that doesn't care or post about E3

can I bring a bunch of strangers to a surprise party, like surprise you don't know any of these people

okay, so the only thing I don't like about is that people are saying someone was passively aggressively defending their point.

if I were running the show, the passive aggressive thing to do would be to keep trending tags but lock it so that only 🍍 was trending

"Ok, I gotta get off Mastodon and do some real work."

*closes tab*

*opens new tab*

*types in cybre.space*

"Fuck."

obviously sarcastic post here Show more