If you get followed by me today, this is still a backup account and @srol is still my primary account. I just finally realized that the best time to set up a backup account isn't after your Mastodon instance is offline.
When the New York Metropolitans take the field that's when you know, you got a baseball game on your hands, bucko!
Name: Askani
Origin story: Stork who got transformed into a cyber lady
Superpower: Baby delivered in 20 minutes or less or its free
Name: Warlock
Origin story: Picasso painting come to life
Superpower: Can sense energy inefficient appliances.
My sketch for today is about a worldwide global phenomenon where 95% of the population gets up at the same time every day and silently screams into a mirror for 48 minutes. It's a commercial for a business made up of people from the 5% who are unaffected where they come and continue to live your life for you during the 48 minutes.
Backup account for @srol. If everything's working as it should, I'm probably over there.