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If you get followed by me today, this is still a backup account and @srol is still my primary account. I just finally realized that the best time to set up a backup account isn't after your Mastodon instance is offline.

Feels like this situation may require ... a tertiary Srol?

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I think we can all appreciate the irony of me ending up here in this current time period.

In the event of an issue with the primary Srol, a secondary Srol will be deployed.

(made this account to get my Masto fix while my instance is down)

A ball game will be had by all when dose Mets are in town

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When the New York Metropolitans take the field that's when you know, you got a baseball game on your hands, bucko!

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Anytime I retreat to the alt, I feel like I should make like exclusive alt points, reward the true followers.

Anytime there's a outage, it's only a matter of time before I end up here, and that time is measured in minutes.

Name: Askani
Origin story: Stork who got transformed into a cyber lady
Superpower: Baby delivered in 20 minutes or less or its free

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Name: Warlock
Origin story: Picasso painting come to life
Superpower: Can sense energy inefficient appliances.

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How about this: My favorite Marvel trading cards I owned in the 90s for characters I still know absolutely nothing about.

Wow, almost a year to the day of the last secondary Srol deployment.

It might have crashed just to kill that post because it's already back up. Goodbye!

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I was about to make a post so inadvisable, my instance crashed.

My sketch for today is about a worldwide global phenomenon where 95% of the population gets up at the same time every day and silently screams into a mirror for 48 minutes. It's a commercial for a business made up of people from the 5% who are unaffected where they come and continue to live your life for you during the 48 minutes.

Oops, I've already activated Final Draft twice on computers I no longer have access too, and now I can't save my sketch for tomorrow.

Emailing them to see if they can fix this for me.

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