If you get followed by me today, this is still a backup account and @srol is still my primary account. I just finally realized that the best time to set up a backup account isn't after your Mastodon instance is offline.
A ball game will be had by all when dose Mets are in town
When the New York Metropolitans take the field that's when you know, you got a baseball game on your hands, bucko!
I meant "posts" but if u want points I can give u sum
Origin story: Stork who got transformed into a cyber lady
Superpower: Baby delivered in 20 minutes or less or its free
Origin story: Picasso painting come to life
Superpower: Can sense energy inefficient appliances.
It might have crashed just to kill that post because it's already back up. Goodbye!
My sketch for today is about a worldwide global phenomenon where 95% of the population gets up at the same time every day and silently screams into a mirror for 48 minutes. It's a commercial for a business made up of people from the 5% who are unaffected where they come and continue to live your life for you during the 48 minutes.
So this is an actual legit question I need help with, even though it seems absurd.
In the 90s, SNL made this absurd insurance commercial parody for elderly people seeking protection from robot attacks and got Sam Waterston to narrate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Gh_IcK8UM
If this was being made in 2020, who would they get instead.
This is fine. I like how oniony it tastes (also explains why I never had it when I was younger as I thought for a long time in my life I didn't like onions (I know, I know, I was a dipshit))
Backup account for @srol. If everything's working as it should, I'm probably over there.