bad joke, cops, racism Show more
Know what you call a police union meeting?
A klan rally.
gender reveal party: the low, slow keening is louder from within the obelisk, but even the shapes of the runes have become difficult to describe or remember, despite a terrible creeping sense of familiarity
body horror Show more
gender reveal party. everyone is tense with anticipation. suddenly the gender bursts forth from my chest, alien-style, and It Is Terrifying
@bryn I'm sorry, I just need to do one more:
Gender reveal party: Everything's typical until they're about to cut the cake, at which point a time traveller donned in a black suit appears out of nowhere, shoots a ray at the cake which vaporizes it into thin air, and says in a serious, low voice "Nobody must know this baby's gender. The fate of the universe depends on it." before disappearing. Everyone's left shocked and confused.
will always follow back, , , they/them/their, egocom
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