avocado goblin @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space

@queerchangeling @lynnesbian this enby IS a joke 😎

Me: *Exists*
Bad People:

@burgin TOP-RMS sounds more interesting than it actually is

@Elizafox "Come an join the Scabs And Strikebreakers' Union!"

Know what you call a police union meeting?

A klan rally.

@bryn
gender reveal party: the low, slow keening is louder from within the obelisk, but even the shapes of the runes have become difficult to describe or remember, despite a terrible creeping sense of familiarity

@bryn “binarist bastards” is one of the best things i have read in a while

gender reveal party. everyone is tense with anticipation. suddenly the gender bursts forth from my chest, alien-style, and It Is Terrifying

@bryn I'm sorry, I just need to do one more:

Gender reveal party: Everything's typical until they're about to cut the cake, at which point a time traveller donned in a black suit appears out of nowhere, shoots a ray at the cake which vaporizes it into thin air, and says in a serious, low voice "Nobody must know this baby's gender. The fate of the universe depends on it." before disappearing. Everyone's left shocked and confused.