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TIL the phrase "when life gives you lemons..." was coined by a christian anarchist...writing an actor's obituary cf. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_lif

racism in Italy, police, itpol Show more

tfw you forget to shake a drink before opening and so you place the opening in your mouth and try to shake it while drinking

@Elizafox in 4.4BD, malloc actually stands for malicious alloc :^)

Cis people: “The transgenders want to push their ideas on children!”
Also cis people: <walks up to a stranger with a stroller and peers inside> “Oh you’re a baby GIRL! Do you know you’re a GIRL! What a pretty GIRL you are. Do you like being a GIRL? I bet all the boys will want to date you” <walks off>

Based on a true story

"She laughed suddenly -- a queer, gay, defiant little laugh."

Description goals tbh

(feces mention) uspol (+), autism, ABA, behavior modification, child abuse, torture, new horror Show more

uspol (+), autism, ABA, behavior modification, child abuse, torture, new horror Show more

US Pol - Yet More Meta-Fun W/Liberals Show more

telegraph.co.uk/business/2018/

"Donald Trump's US tax reform gives Warren Buffett a $29 billion boost"

Giving everything to billionaires to own the libs.

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