when the TSA scanner says u have “alarmed in the groin area” and ur like “yea buddy I too am alarmed about my groin area”

yeah i know lisp

(setf ('hops 0))

(defun hop
(setf ('hops (+ 'hops 1))))

(defun bunulator
(hop)
(bunulator))

(bunulator)

@kaniini I know FORTH..
0 var! hops
: hop hops ++ ;
: bunulator hop bunulator ;

Or I could enhance it ..
: bunulator hop { "Bunny hops " hops @ "; \r" }cat . bunulator ;

AAA ITS AAA MY AAA BIRTHDAY AAA CAN AAA I AAA GET AAA SOME AAA BOOSTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just wanna remind everyone that "9/11" actually refers to the coup d'état of Allende in Chile and not when those dumbass buildings came down

idec if a homeless motherfucker has an obvious drug habit, imma give him money. CEOs of the companies that make shit i buy have drug habits and i give them my money all the time

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