why did the mermaid foursome like plastics?

because they're

poly mers

as your ouija board for a wine expert so you can have a spirit guide as your spirit guide

Main Instant Messaging Service (frequently used with actual people and irl)

more seriously: DD/MM/YYYY or DD Month YYYY for human readable dates, YYYY-MM-DD for computers, anything else is heresy and shall be eliminated
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ummmm?? agender folks are awesome ok???? good now we’re clear

evolving myself into a more sophisticated and obnoxious form of cat owner by referring to them as "the litterboxen"

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Oh my god, this quote someone posted on Reddit, I'm not sure who said this but...

"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

@fluffy i was typing something up yesterday but forgot to send it

ford and mazda cars between about 2011 and 2017 *really* do not like when you attempt to externally charge the battery while the battery is connected. you won't damage the electronics but they will act... odd, and the car will work as if the battery were completely dead (even if it isnt anymore) until you disconnect the battery for a while and reconnect it

i worked for a company where we installed tracking devices into fleets of vehicles and we had these ones constantly coming in just because their battery died and they blamed our devices for the car refusing to work properly afterwards (even though some of the vehicles brought in turned out not to even have our devices in them in the first place)

did you hear about the horse monarchs?

they had long reins

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