@Vann @badwrongfun I'm fairly sure that one's been doctored a little to say that.
This one, however, hasn't been.
Basically, infosec sucks because nobody is just a "hacker" anymore
Very few infosec people post on mastodon because for many of them social media is just a way to market themselves. Everything is business, nothing is fun, and if it is fun they must be sure to plaster their names all over it to make sure any potential employer or person of authority knows it was them who did it
finally, i managed to get a copy of ableton live 10
So you're telling me I've been posting voice-to-speech transcripts of myself screaming for the past two months, and they've never been posted?
tired: me
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chrisrodley@twitter: "I used deep learning to cross a book of dinosaurs X a book of flowers"
This is gorgeous and a fantastic use for machine learning. <3
STARTUP IDEA:
Gitcoin.
A distributed trustless proof-of-slack version-controlled currency where to gain credit you must create, and then abandon, an open source software project that ALMOST - but not entirely, and not well - solves a real world problem.
DEAR DIARY,
Lol u see that shit
LOVE, ZODIAC
Anyways I'm gonna take a break from my maths studies for a while since I'm having dreams about them and all that
I wish I could have remembered the rest of the lecture because I'm sure that would've been funny as well. All I remember was the instructor was a old homeless looking dude in his mid to early 50s and the room kept gradually changing from dark to light blue throughout the dream. I was also in the front row and he was yelling basically straight over my head. I'm pretty sure I thought it was bullshit in the dream as well
I get that dreams are whacky and all and that they're just the result of your brain running on cruise control with no one at the wheel, but, to fit with the analogy, why is my car retarded?
I had a dream where I was learning some mathematical thing and the instructor was flipping the fuck out because
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO IMAGINE FOR OUR HUMAN MINDS BECAUSE THIS NUMBER CANNOT BE DIVISIBLE BY FUCKING TWO, BUT HAS TO BE MULTIPLIED TWICE TO GET THE SECOND VARIABLE" and it really doesn't make any sense and the more I think about it the more upset I get
Intense negative emotions directed toward the collective of "the machine" with an overtly hostile attitude
mild disgruntlement in the general direction of the machine
C Y B E R jesus christ guys why does it tell me my account *isn't* locked when I make a post you almost gave me a heart attack
C Y B E R F U C K
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