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I'm on a new instance so I might do this again

I am a hot young dysfunctional sadboi who likes weird synth punk and catboys and the obliteration of every last soul/life destroying aspect of this hellish global order

Follow me for shit puns, :cool_rainbow: takes and occasional sadposting

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person: President Cheeto Man

me: haha nice, would never vote for that loser

person: President Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Man

me: *sweating* oh no

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iron man's bizarre sexual fetish 

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Political but not any current politics (+) 

"If Amon Düül is so good how come there isn't an Amon Düül Tw-"

I will become the first catboy gonk droid

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contrapoints 

me and the boy's queueing up overnight to see cats (2019)

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Weird how nobody's talking about this? Now I'm excited for the PS5

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most of you could learn so much from DamnJehu

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people were talking about the millennium bug recently, well it turns out a lot of the fixes just delayed the problem to 2020

"Programmers wanting to avoid the Y2K bug had two broad options: entirely rewrite their code, or adopt a quick fix called “windowing”, which would treat all dates from 00 to 20, as from the 2000s, rather than the 1900s. An estimated 80 per cent of computers fixed in 1999 used the quicker, cheaper option."

"Those systems that used the quick fix have now reached the end of that window, and have rolled back to 1920. Utility company bills have reportedly been produced with the erroneous date 1920, while tens of thousands of parking meters in New York City have declined credit card transactions because of the date glitch."

newscientist.com/article/22292

BOURGEOIS CULTURE IS ONLY WORTHY OF BEING DISCARDED, DESTROYED AND SUBJECT TO CALLOUT POSTS ON TWITTER DOT COM

nEW IDEA COMRADES -- "CANCEL CULTURE" - BUT RATHER THAN A NOUN, IT IS AN IMPERATIVE

I regret to inform you that Chad of "Virgin vs Chad" fame has tragically passed away in the Vampire: The Masquerade universe

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People Who Say "A Little Salami" Instead Of The Proper "Little A Salami" Are Cops . Sorry

my therapist: zengakuren john lennon isn't real, he can't hurt you
zengakuren john lennon:

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Sad to report that the composer Ruth Anderson has died. nytimes.com/2019/12/18/arts/mu

She was one of the first women in the US into #electroacoustic music. Her piece "State of The Union Message" is a queer cut up, made in 1974. open.spotify.com/track/00hL5iU

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