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really looking forward to unlocking this power when i hit level 3

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it'd be cool to be able to look at any user's profile and not see a bunch of boosted stuff they didn't write. you can hide boosts from users you follow, but not anybody.

Mastodon's client-server API has GET /api/v1/accounts/:id/statuses with options that include exclude_replies and only_media. anyone know why there's no exclude_boosts?

I wrote up a feature request for this at

please boost if you also want to be able to hide boosts 😇

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hi. i used to toot a lot from @VyrCossont and now i'm here. i'm a relatively recently minted trans lesbian so that's all i talk about.

i know next to nothing about actually being queer, but i love cooking and assume i'll eventually be a superweapon on the queer potluck house party scene. you wanna win your next one? lemme be your plus one.

you "don't think you can win a house party, Vyr"? babe, you're gonna enjoy watching me prove you wrong.

due to popular demand from elements within my own central nervous system, i will be phoning it in today

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i probably should not have run vacuum full analyze on during the day 😅

Sucks to be in that one part of Sunday that's basically the 'waiting for Monday' part

petition to make me minister of education

[ ] yes great idea
[ ] mmm no
[ ] can i give you headpats tho? that's a much more pressing issue
[ ] wait, i thought your instance doesn't support polls yet
[ ] are you just typing in those brackets?
[ ] ok this post is already long enough

follow req backlog handled. don't worry, loyal entourage, you didn't miss anything here

prepping for a Pleroma upgrade on so, in case i break something, this is a reminder that i have an alt on as @VyrCossont

ASMR but it's just me making fun of you and laughing derisively while you try to put together an IKEA chest of drawers

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

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strongly considering getting 10 or so properly reflective “ENFORCED BY RADAR” signs to add to other signs around the city that definitely don’t need it

okay uhhh is this a normal cat way to interact with catnip or is it just my one particular furblob

by national decree, it will be impossible to know things. all knowledge will be categorized as "fallible human perception". furthermore, categories will be categorized as "weird structuralist hogwash"

@themorgangoats fuck off. no more impossible campaign promises.

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