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warning for all the dudes that just followed me or even faved any of my posts

every "cis" "boy" who's ever followed me on the Fediverse becomes a trans girl or an enby or genderqueer or something after a few months

no exceptions

i don't know how it happens, i pretty much just make tech+gender jokes, but i'll see you at the pride parade next year

i'll be the tall one with the hair

so will you

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hi. i used to toot a lot from @VyrCossont and now i'm here. i'm a relatively recently minted trans lesbian so that's all i talk about.

i know next to nothing about actually being queer, but i love cooking and assume i'll eventually be a superweapon on the queer potluck house party scene. you wanna win your next one? lemme be your plus one.

you "don't think you can win a house party, Vyr"? babe, you're gonna enjoy watching me prove you wrong.

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okay, that's not _all_ i talk about. sometimes i have opinions about woman's best friend, the computer, which i believe makes me unique on this site.

also, if you're into fluffy, sometimes horny stories about awkward succubi and such, please check out my writing at princess.team/ and let me know what you think.

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The cat stood watch at the foot of the bed while his witch thrashed and screamed. An empty glass bottle bounced from the bed to scatter into shards across the floor.

Her flesh roiled, sometimes skin, sometimes scales. Her bones creaked like old wood. And at times, her eyes were wide and full of fire.

The cat understood only a little. He knew she was changing. He knew she was afraid. And he knew he loved her.

So he kept watch and waited to see what she would become.

#microfiction #TootFic

and now i must answer the question of why demon.social is not sending outgoing toots 🀨

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@vyr surprise, surprise, the disk filled up. sometimes i actually do miss Pleroma.

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demon.social's acting up so if you can't reach me at @vyr that's why. looking into it.

@VyrCossont @webweaver apparently the original version of pan de peace is extremely boring, but the gay communist fansub is excellent!

here's an article abt it coughingx2.wordpress.com/2018/ and you can actually download it from here lastsubs.neocities.org/

i wasn't the gay communist who made it but i'm super proud of them :blobhearttranscat:​

hot take: the SSH server and interactive processes connected to an SSH session should get an automatic priority boost over whatever other runaway service bullshit is happening in the background

having to use a virtual serial console to spank an overloaded VM back to normalcy is something that i should not have to do

anyone else run into issues like this, or am i doing something wrong?

all the boy scouts did was make me a better dykeβ€”
β€’ camping, fishing, hiking, etc.
β€’ tying knots
β€’ knives

it’s basically prep school for transbians

"War", I say, picking ornament shrapnel and pine needles out of a gash on my arm, "war never changes"

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them: what app is that?

me: um...it's just a social media thing...

them: oh? Can I-?

me: no no! this is, uh, a network for gay witches for communism. you wouldn't be interested...

the music is a major reason why i will always support our troops in the war on christmas

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Why did they call it arson when crime brulee was right there

lewd, NSFW, sex and genitals of hellspawn 

The werewolf held a dainty bouquet. Three carnations and a green ribbon.

Snow dusted her hair and fur, tail wagging hopefully at every stranger who approached only to droop when they passed by.

"You could wait inside," suggested a waitress.

"No, I said I'd be waiting by the door."

The waitress glanced across the cafe, at a vampire clasping three carnations, green ribbon, in her pale hands.

"We have two doors."

"What--OH!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy #LGBTQIA

tired: using the dsm as a monster manual
wired: using the monster manual as a dsm

"i diagnose you with illithid"

ugh another dream of bizarre rituals and incantations. oh well everyone gets em.

@VyrCossont many cats refuse to implement single sign-on. :autumn: autumn requires auth per-skritch, even if she's asleep on my lap, though :autumn_book: book doesn't authenticate anything ever.

update: the cat stole my credentials and now she has authenticated physical access and is reading my diary

be careful out there! do not fall for this scam!

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i have to re-authenticate every time i want to pet my own friggin' cat?!

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