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really looking forward to unlocking this power when i hit level 3

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it'd be cool to be able to look at any user's profile and not see a bunch of boosted stuff they didn't write. you can hide boosts from users you follow, but not anybody.

Mastodon's client-server API has GET /api/v1/accounts/:id/statuses with options that include exclude_replies and only_media. anyone know why there's no exclude_boosts?

I wrote up a feature request for this at

please boost if you also want to be able to hide boosts 😇

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hi. i used to toot a lot from @VyrCossont and now i'm here. i'm a relatively recently minted trans lesbian so that's all i talk about.

i know next to nothing about actually being queer, but i love cooking and assume i'll eventually be a superweapon on the queer potluck house party scene. you wanna win your next one? lemme be your plus one.

you "don't think you can win a house party, Vyr"? babe, you're gonna enjoy watching me prove you wrong.

ASMR but it's just me making fun of you and laughing derisively while you try to put together an IKEA chest of drawers

the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

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strongly considering getting 10 or so properly reflective “ENFORCED BY RADAR” signs to add to other signs around the city that definitely don’t need it

okay uhhh is this a normal cat way to interact with catnip or is it just my one particular furblob

Hmmm.... . What of instead of politics I just became a pro rabies account

by national decree, it will be impossible to know things. all knowledge will be categorized as "fallible human perception". furthermore, categories will be categorized as "weird structuralist hogwash"

@themorgangoats fuck off. no more impossible campaign promises.

oh and also just because i want to

its important that that is a valid reason

to do something because i want to

i dont like that society has instilled in me this idea that things i did as a kid are only for kids

so as a "fuck you" to that, im gonna try and find and play all the games i used to have on my mac when i was 4

just set up my own Pleroma at as an alt for @VyrCossont at

i've set up mutual links from each bio, but Pleroma doesn't do rel="me" so Mastodon won't show the relationship as automatically verified. you can check it yourself.

-Christmas Eve what about Christmas Adam?
-happy christmas adam to all men's rights activists
-Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for 'evening".
Please don't turn activisim into a joke. Thanks.
-Someone isn't having a good chirstmas adam
-Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying

tfw when she scritches behind your ears and then you pass out in her boobs

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