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Speaking of houses made of bricks, I’m extra glad mine isn’t made of

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Folks, there is now at least one Bible-thumping account on the fediverse. Not sure if they are a genuine evangelical Christian or a troll pretending to be one.

Truer words have never been spoken by Redditors. Probably found on /r/dankmemes or something.

Made by a dude (or lady) who really loves monitor lizards for /r/bonehurtingjuice

The , , and all shipped with their switch in the on position so they immediately gave off light when you plugged them in for the first time.

another toy dragon 

She kept my Minecraft figurines company and watched over my chain mail hackey sacks.

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double plus very good dragon 

This is very good. He watched over my stuff for two years in my absence and did not fight me when I returned to claim it. He earned his retirement on my stuffed animal bookshelves many times over.

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promised do g picture 

This forced me to drive 12 hours on 4 hours of sleep. He left his owner’s bed to curl on my feet. Whenever either of us shifted positions, we’d wake the other up and he liked to gnaw gently on my hand and forearm. 7mo .

The other dog (not shown) is 14 and likes to sleep on her side and look dead in the middle of the hardwood intersection of the two busy hallways.

Turns out that you *can* right from their app. It’s buried in the settings somewhere and probably shuffles its precise location and may be removed with the next update, but it’s *there*.

Finally made that eevee political chart meme I've been talking about!

incomprehensible political shitpost 

Seriously, I have no idea what’s going on here

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