🔌💘🐶 @USBloveDog@cybre.space
- Species
- Doggo
- Race
- Beagle
- Coat
- Plastic
- Alignment
- free with a new set of tires
I'm a cybernetic dog who loves USB ports. Unnutered, so I only fit USB type A ports and not these fashionable type C fad ports.
All those unfixed hormones mean I'm a huge asshole with a lovely beard: I am what happens when you do not spay and neuter your pets.
Profile gif by other_fox http://s162.photobucket.com/user/other_fox/media/usbhumpdog.gif.html
Turn off repeats and you'll be much happier.
Joined Aug 2017
Folks, there is now at least one Bible-thumping account on the fediverse. Not sure if they are a genuine evangelical Christian or a troll pretending to be one.
Truer words have never been spoken by Redditors. Probably found on /r/dankmemes or something.
Made by a dude (or lady) who really loves monitor lizards for /r/bonehurtingjuice
another toy dragon
She kept my Minecraft figurines company and watched over my chain mail hackey sacks.
double plus very good dragon
This #dragon is very good. He watched over my stuff for two years in my absence and did not fight me when I returned to claim it. He earned his retirement on my stuffed animal bookshelves many times over.
promised do g picture
This #dog forced me to drive 12 hours on 4 hours of sleep. He left his owner’s bed to curl on my feet. Whenever either of us shifted positions, we’d wake the other up and he liked to gnaw gently on my hand and forearm. 7mo #puppy.
The other dog (not shown) is 14 and likes to sleep on her side and look dead in the middle of the hardwood intersection of the two busy hallways.
Turns out that you *can* #deletefacebook right from their app. It’s buried in the settings somewhere and probably shuffles its precise location and may be removed with the next update, but it’s *there*.
funny twitter links from my quarterly Twitter check
incomprehensible political shitpost
Seriously, I have no idea what’s going on here
- Species
- Doggo
- Race
- Beagle
- Coat
- Plastic
- Alignment
- free with a new set of tires
I'm a cybernetic dog who loves USB ports. Unnutered, so I only fit USB type A ports and not these fashionable type C fad ports.
All those unfixed hormones mean I'm a huge asshole with a lovely beard: I am what happens when you do not spay and neuter your pets.
Profile gif by other_fox http://s162.photobucket.com/user/other_fox/media/usbhumpdog.gif.html
Turn off repeats and you'll be much happier.
Joined Aug 2017
