even the towels have preferred pronouns now smh

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to be fair being in a house and seeing towels embroidered with "hers", "its", and "faers" would be cute as hell

@SuricrasiaOnline i found "theirs" towels, but i think there's an untapped market for pronoun towels

@SuricrasiaOnline i searched for "pronoun towels" and etsy is giving me more towels that say "cum rag" than anything

@BestGirlGrace @SuricrasiaOnline ok, I know about Welsh, but what language is “Vag Rag”?


there’s always the ancient joke about the herpetologist who married a mortician. their towels said “Hiss” and “Hearse.” 😎

@SuricrasiaOnline i was looking for a set of placemats and found that those are also gendered.

@SuricrasiaOnline ordering my custom towels with ”piss” and ”arse” embroidered on them

@SuricrasiaOnline terrible hygiene, leaving facial hair and lipstick on towels like that.

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