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if functional programmers are witches, then assembly programmers are druids, don't @ me

java programmers are paladins, as are c++ programmers, but they are followers of two different gods. one of the sun, the other of the globe

@SuricrasiaOnline what about people who try to be functional programmers but really end up with half their program being held together with bash scripts and imperative duct tape?

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