if functional programmers are witches, then assembly programmers are druids, don't @ me
java programmers are paladins, as are c++ programmers, but they are followers of two different gods. one of the sun, the other of the globe
@SuricrasiaOnline what about people who try to be functional programmers but really end up with half their program being held together with bash scripts and imperative duct tape?
@keiyakins pragmatic witches
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retired
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol