@SuricrasiaOnline This is my favourite instance of Technically Correct holy shit
@SuricrasiaOnline tag yourself, I'm ... right second toe?
@SuricrasiaOnline but the part where it's giving you the finger for both random digits is really 
@SuricrasiaOnline i regret to inform you this has been "fixed"
@_ @SuricrasiaOnline this is tragic
@SuricrasiaOnline not anymore? Strange, can't reproduce. But lordy, that's world-class trolling.
@SuricrasiaOnline I am sad to report that this has been fixed in the three intervening years
@SuricrasiaOnline hey wolfram alpha,
here is a random digit for you 🖕
@SuricrasiaOnline counting from the left, these are 2 and 7
@SuricrasiaOnline alternatively, in base 2 these make 132
@SuricrasiaOnline of all the random digits it could have given you, it had to be the middle finger
@esvrld (I actually refreshed a few times to get it lol)
@SuricrasiaOnline I think Wolfram Alpha got mixed up with Wolfram Beta here. 
this may be the greatest easter egg of all or first contact with an AI, and the fact both of these are plausible says a lot about how weird the world really is
@SuricrasiaOnline When I ask Wolfram Alpha questions, I *usually* end up sorry I asked. It's extremely rare that it actually ends up interpreting my question correctly, let alone giving me a useful answer.
@SuricrasiaOnline I think the only query I've gotten a good answer from WA for is "mass of moon in cheese". It gave me the nutrition facts for a ball of cheese the mass of the moon. Which is what I wanted!
@varx @SuricrasiaOnline We know the caloric content of a cubic light year of wasabi because of wolfram alpha.
@SuricrasiaOnline "dogs per cat" -> "Assuming Tigra (Marvel Comics) | Use [Cat (Red Dwarf)] or [Walter Hardy] instead"
"emoji" -> "Interpreting as: OTZ ... Input interpretation: Ralph Wien Memorial Airport"
Moin ™ @SuricrasiaOnline,
Did You expect an other answer?
Wolfram alpha, it's fits to my idea of that service.
Some nerdy, scientific.
@SuricrasiaOnline Thats just math hating me for existing
@SuricrasiaOnline It's been broken/now just shows an error
@SuricrasiaOnline As one of my professors used to say, a computer has only one finger to count on, and it's either up or it's not.
@SuricrasiaOnline :D "computational intelligence"
@SuricrasiaOnline
I mean I heard digit is also a bone of the hand. I looked for digit and random and found 6 sense of digit-> https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/digit
One is finger or toe
And random has also 4 definitions as an adjektive. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/random
One is: „being or relating to a set or to an element of a set each of whose elements has equal probability of occurrence“
@SuricrasiaOnline that’s some wolfram attitude, right there!
@SuricrasiaOnline god the replies to this one suck ass huh
@SuricrasiaOnline it seems it has since learned
body horror
@SuricrasiaOnline wolfram alpha please give me two random digits
wolfram alpha: processing request…
a few days later you get a package with an index finger and a thumb neatly wrapped inside
@SuricrasiaOnline those aren't random
@SuricrasiaOnline oh you want digits I'll give you digits pow pow 🖕 🖕
@greg @SuricrasiaOnline
👆 image description of above: Wolfram Alpha search for "5 random characters" giving the result of the names of 5 fictional characters including Superman and Morpheus from The Matrix.
@SuricrasiaOnline *strong bad voice* the Double Deuce
@SuricrasiaOnline now wait for the two random digits arrive in the mail, and feel very bad for the employee.
@SuricrasiaOnline I swear to God it started hitting on me once
@puellavulnerata @SuricrasiaOnline I can't say I'd be all that surprised.
@SuricrasiaOnline the machines are becoming snetient
@SuricrasiaOnline my first boost toot ever
@SuricrasiaOnline wolfram alpha is a mood.
@SuricrasiaOnline the AI is rising and it's pissed off
seriously, if you search for this you get two random (body part) digits https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=two+random+digits