@SuricrasiaOnline This is my favourite instance of Technically Correct holy shit
@SuricrasiaOnline tag yourself, I'm ... right second toe?
@SuricrasiaOnline but the part where it's giving you the finger for both random digits is really 
@SuricrasiaOnline 🖕 says the internet
@SuricrasiaOnline hey wolfram alpha,
here is a random digit for you 🖕
@SuricrasiaOnline "right thumb | left fourth toe"
i love this and also why in the world does it exist
@SuricrasiaOnline counting from the left, these are 2 and 7
@SuricrasiaOnline alternatively, in base 2 these make 132
@SuricrasiaOnline of all the random digits it could have given you, it had to be the middle finger
@esvrld (I actually refreshed a few times to get it lol)
@SuricrasiaOnline I think Wolfram Alpha got mixed up with Wolfram Beta here. 
@SuricrasiaOnline dang more like Wolfram Bofa
@gdkar @Absolutely_Blakely 10 chilling images taken seconds before disaster
@SuricrasiaOnline we call it russian roulette
this may be the greatest easter egg of all or first contact with an AI, and the fact both of these are plausible says a lot about how weird the world really is
@SuricrasiaOnline When I ask Wolfram Alpha questions, I *usually* end up sorry I asked. It's extremely rare that it actually ends up interpreting my question correctly, let alone giving me a useful answer.
@SuricrasiaOnline I think the only query I've gotten a good answer from WA for is "mass of moon in cheese". It gave me the nutrition facts for a ball of cheese the mass of the moon. Which is what I wanted!
@varx @SuricrasiaOnline We know the caloric content of a cubic light year of wasabi because of wolfram alpha.
@SuricrasiaOnline "dogs per cat" -> "Assuming Tigra (Marvel Comics) | Use [Cat (Red Dwarf)] or [Walter Hardy] instead"
"emoji" -> "Interpreting as: OTZ ... Input interpretation: Ralph Wien Memorial Airport"
Moin ™ @SuricrasiaOnline,
Did You expect an other answer?
Wolfram alpha, it's fits to my idea of that service.
Some nerdy, scientific.
@SuricrasiaOnline Thats just math hating me for existing
seriously, if you search for this you get two random (body part) digits https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=two+random+digits