Please enjoy these splash screens for a hypothetical software offering from Suricrasia Online!

@SuricrasiaOnline i'm just imagining this as a shory visual novel style game that's packaged as a piece of AAA software

@SuricrasiaOnline "Shark law, which is for sharks" makes me smile every time i see it :thinkshark:
@SuricrasiaOnline yeah uh when's Septagram 2000 gonna ship, the user base has been waiting forever

Please never develop Suricrasia Vista, or add a Suricrasia Creative Cloud

@SuricrasiaOnline Septagram 2.7 requirements:
🖥️ 286 or higher
:msdos: MS-DOS 3.x or compatible
:crt_w_prompt: About 5kb more conventional memory than you have available.

🕹️ Septagram Controller™ and Septagram Controller Card™ sold separately. Refer to CATALOG.EXE and ORDER.DOC for ordering information.

@SuricrasiaOnline i...kind of want septagram 97 to be a real thing honestly

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