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Anything punishable by a fine is legal for wealthy people

y'know, i love the consistency that macOS's menu bar provides to the user.

no matter what program you're using, you can assume a few things to help you out (e.g. the 'Preferences' option being under the {AppName} menu and a menu search in the Help menu that'll show you where in the menus something lives)

Huh, wasn't expecting to see a mastodon app in the curated section of the App Store. That's kind of neat I suppose.

Why’s “spoil” pronounced “spoyl” when it’s obviously spelled “spwall”

uspol, gaming Show more

my laptop hates linux distros so much I'm considering just solo-booting windows 10 and auto-launching a linux VM on login

I dropped out of college and then now I work at that college as a programmer and am tutoring a compsci senior who is a student worker in my department with writing networking programs in C (a language I’ve never formally learned)... I like where I’m at but the journey so far has been weird lol

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

it's not that i can't think of reasons why writing my own json parser is a dumb idea, it's just that i don't care

i'm
too sexy for my jorts
too sexy for my jorts
so sexy it courts

What if we put Garfield's head on top of Goku's body! Show more

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Cybrespace

cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal