SpankyWorks @SpankyWorks@cybre.space

@cdmnky haha, imagine a hospital where they listed all the doctors names like that like with law firms

what if all jobs were phrased like "attorney at law"?

programmer at computer

chef at food

barista at coffee

surgeon at brain

tired: 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110010101101110011000110110111101100100011010010110111001100111

wired: YmFzZTY0IGVuY29kaW5n

inspired: %70%65%72%63%65%6e%74%20%68%65%78%20%65%6e%63%6f%64%69%6e%67

hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call on meeeeeee call me call on meeeeeee call me call on meeeeeee call me call on meeeeeee

@ThreeLetterMax ice cap zone is a scam created by the polar bears to sell more ice caps

@marcozehe unrelated but I think "linux geekery required" would be great in somebody's dating profile

I do things on the internet that bring me pleasure and I think good things exist here but, in the form that it exists in right now, it's overwhelmingly a net negative and if I had a magic button that would destroy it forever i would immediately press it and have no remorse

P.S.: lol "net negative"

@em any object used to piss off straight people is now a queering aid

There are only NaN types of people in this world

non-binary people whomst defenestrate

@KBY30 good morning to you too!

@xor I've not read this book but a friend of mine says it's good https://nostarch.com/impracticalpythonprojects

@nolan is there a way to save an image in a toot to local storage on iOS? In the mastodon web client I could long-press the image after opening the light box but in pinafore it highlights the element. Haven't got home to actually look at what's going on yet but figured I'd ask.

@aoife "heal the butt"

this is troubling

the closer i get to the end of a long project the more difficult it is to work on the project