what if all jobs were phrased like "attorney at law"?
programmer at computer
chef at food
barista at coffee
surgeon at brain
@Darks @SpankyWorks I think it works as designed actually 😍
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Artist at Bullshit?
attorneys at law
programmers at computer
chefs at food
baristas at coffee
surgeouns at brain
@cdmnky haha, imagine a hospital where they listed all the doctors names like that like with law firms
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plumbers at pipe
drivers at bus
engineers at sanitation
@SpankyWorks I'm a writer at words
@SpankyWorks In the UK there's barista's at law. No, wait. Barristers.
@SpankyWorks Clever and a thought provoker
@SpankyWorks Surgeon! At The Brain
@SpankyWorks also, those would make great email addresses.
attorney@law
programmer@computer
barista@coffee
surgeon@brain
@SpankyWorks keeper at shop
Ben Lubar at extremely confused about what to do
@SpankyWorks ok but have you considered: law attorney
@SpankyWorks French has loads of chefs/chiefs of/at things
chef de cuisine = director of kitchen
chef de projet = manager of project
chef de chœur = master of choir
@SpankyWorks marketing at brand
@SpankyWorks I'm going to change my official job title to "programmer at computer" now.
@SpankyWorks planner at city, it me
@SpankyWorks marketing at bullshit
politics at bullshit
Nah, it doesn't work well for those jobs…