SpankyWorks @SpankyWorks@cybre.space

The first @pinafore dark theme (Ozark) was made by me?

It’s named after the Ozark Mountains region of the United States where I was born. It’s blue-based because I’m red-green colorblind and I’ve always loved the color of water reflecting the color of the sky just after sundown.

GnuTLS

expired: G-N-U T-L-S
fired: Guh-new T-L-S
wired: ganootles
desired: nut (the g, l, and s are silent)

aces be like "bye sexuality"

is this anything

good morning homos

fucked up to be named neil gaiman and not be a gay man

if you don't play video games on the hardest mode what the heck are you doing?? do you realize that you run the risk of having literally any amount of fun when you don't play on the hardest mode???

awake, cat fed, time to drink some bean water

ok I'll go to sleep now

honestly it would be better expresses in a single line anyway

this post brought to you by the 2 paragraphs about perl i just erased

i write a lot of posts that i don't post because even i am not interested in what i said lol

rolex is a fucking terrible hacker name

"hey i could probably write this as a small perl command and it would be much more efficient and less verbose"

*remembers every single time my coworkers eyes have glazed over when i explained a perl command*

"i am going to do this in bash script"

really nice of oracle to give me a a "cancel task" option on a database connection popup in sql developer and all it does is change the title of the popup to "cancelling task" but it doesn't go away or let my use the application or anything

same

asking the gay bar & grill if they have an ace/aro menu

if i give you a compliment i am not "just being nice" i have never been nice once ever this is slander i will call my attorney