ThankyWorks 🦃 @SpankyWorks@cybre.space

The first @pinafore dark theme (Ozark) was made by me?

It’s named after the Ozark Mountains region of the United States where I was born. It’s blue-based because I’m red-green colorblind and I’ve always loved the color of water reflecting the color of the sky just after sundown.

what the fuck ever happened to earbuds that don't probe so deep into your ear canal that they tickle your nosehairs

I could've just had a bash script that did `perl thefile.pl`, but i didn't want to make two files lol

me: *writes 60 line perl file to regex a bunch of files*

proprietary scheduling software: WHAT?! Nonono I only run bash scripts this way.

me: uhhh...
perl -e "$(cat <<EOF<the whole perl file>EOF) "$@"
...?

proprietary scheduling software: Oh cool, a bash script! Thanks, this will work great!

now that microsoft owns github how long before vs code and atom stop being different things

"Sir, you can't bring that handle of bourbon onto the plane"

Me: "Oh, no see this is my emotional support bourbon"

well fuck

Important message from Commodore 64

Gotham City being the way that it is makes more sense after learning that it's in New Jersey

Them, cowards: Spanky you can't just use the handball emoji out of context

Me, a paragon of my generation: the middle class is a lie 🤾‍♀️

🙏 pray the 🏳️‍🌈 gay to 🤾‍♀️ stay

you may like financial software but i'm just not that intuit