being a boyfriend means your two emotions are melancholy & idiocy, often both at the same time
a boyfriend's personality is defined by the beer they like most (Blue Moon) and the beer they hate most (Corona)
@BROKENFINGERS i couldn't actually remember which beer i hate & like bc beer are a "someone just handed me a can at a party" thing
@SpaceBoyfriend I'M PICKY ABOUT BEER. I UNDERSTAND THOUGH.
@SpaceBoyfriend ooh i love blue moon i must be a really good boyfriens
@SpaceBoyfriend ODDLY, TWO BEERS THAT ARE OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CITRUS.