Pinned ping

is she,, you know,,,
*makes crab claw gestures*
84.93%, (179278/230041) resolving deltas?

food recall (Jif peanut butter, salmonella contamination) 

jmsmucker.com/news-stories?new

"The J. M. Smucker Co. is recalling select Jifยฎ peanut butter products sold in the U.S. due to potential Salmonella contamination. Salmonella is an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy persons infected with Salmonella often experience fever, diarrhea (which may be bloody), nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain."

They include a long list of affected product UPC codes, as well as a lot code range of 1274425 โ€“ 2140425. Lot codes are printed alongside the best-used-by date.

>shut down computer with KDE menu option
>kded5 segfaults while trying to kill remaining processes/threads
>session hangs at a ghost image of the desktop with a sad-looking drkonqi dialog
>have to terminate session manually and then invoke shutdown *again*

what in the god damn fuck, KDE

tfw you're waiting at an intersection and you see a USDM AE86 that is clearly at least 7/8 of the way to an Initial D cosplay

Real pondering the underdevelopment of UDF tools and drivers hours, who up

Octodad but it's about GitHub (revised) 

who's that hub with the one-click forks
eating the commons of open-source
who's that hub with the web-scale load
trained a neural network on and stole my code

[chorus]
octocat, nobody suspects a thing
octocat, they've got a good thing going
octocat, nobody suspects a thing
octocat, octocat

who's that hub with the ICE contract?
has no spine but still turns their back
how's that hub keep on the lights?
blatant disregard for human rights

[chorus]

plant fact courtesy of wikipedia 

The word cormous usually means plants that grow from corms, parallel to the terms tuberous and bulbous to describe plants growing from tubers and bulbs.

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plant fact courtesy of wikipedia 

Corms can form many small cormlets called cormels

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self fractela, kinda gross 

"It's just like blowing your nose, but in reverse! ...Well, blowing your nose but in reverse is already a thing you can do, too. So...it's just like that."

plant fact courtesy of wikipedia 

A corm, bulbo-tuber, or bulbotuber is a short, vertical, swollen underground plant stem that serves as a storage organ that some plants use to survive winter or other adverse conditions such as summer drought and heat (perennation).

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I finished the blog post explaining the situation for people who have been fed misinfo and want my side of the story.

please take a look and let me know what you think! - Fair warning, it is a big one

blog.hirob.in/2022-05-16-Goodb

hey is anyone around Seattle looking for housing right now? Me and a close friend are looking for a third roommate in our Lake City area apartment. $550/mo for a small room or $900/mo for a big one. Starts June 30th. pls boost/tell your friends if you have mutuals around Seattle

[completely unenthusiastic voice] activity pub more like activity dub. big win

mh +, caps 

The dopamine receptors are fuckin Activating. I feel ALIVE

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