all enbies have a third eye that opens during lunar eclipses

(Also, claiming Indians, Nigerians, Jamaicans, etc., speak "broken English", despite the fact that they're native speakers, is racist as fuck)

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You don't need to speak English like a native

It's okay to have "weird" pacing when speaking. It's also okay to make sentences with correct meaning but uncommon phrasing

Don't allow yourself to pause because you're struggling to find the most native-sounding way to phrase what you mean

Just express what you mean in the most comfortable way to you

There's no "broken" English. English isn't owned by Americans or the British. For better or worse, it's become an international language.

Anybody have any ideas what be going on with our refrigerator? Woke up this morning to a pool of water coming from the freezer. Thought it might have just been a door ajar, but, about 3 1/2 hours later, the food is still completely thawed

sneezed too hard and my ass went all the way around. rotated full 180 degrees. horrifying to look at

I can't even begin explaining how well this picture captures the feeling

slut etymology 

mpreg_stalin_1917: im going to fuck the hammer and sickle

me, a serious revolutionary: how dARE

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huh, til the etymology of "goodbye" is that it was originally "god be with you" and it just got contracted more and more over the centuries

sergeant dril (screaming right into a recruit's face): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I JSUT PISSED MYSELF. WELL DOES IT, MAGGOT

recruit: y-yes, sergeant

sergeant dril: NO . THESE ARE MOOD JEANS THAT CHANGE COLOR WHEN I AM SICK OF PUTTING UP WITH JOKERS SUCH AS YOUR SELF

recruit:

sergeant dril: ILL PUT YOU IN CONCRETE. ILL GIVE YOU TO THE LORD

recruit (barely holding back tears): yes sergeant

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'moscow time' in liberal mythology is a liminal space, simultaneously outside the normal flow of time yet always immanent in the present, similar perhaps to derrida's always-already, identified as a source of threatening otherness which must be detected in order to combat its influence, yet paradoxically remains always unknown and shunned

Microsoft corporate culture is so weird. Zero imagination, people in suits... It's funny that they've become exactly like IBM, the company they sought to bring down. You'll never get fired for buying Microsoft.

this is your brain: O

this is your brain on gender: .

Proud owner of a gently used 2018 Kia Ass

Anybody got a link or a torrent of that leaked multi-company source code repo? I want to see what the source code for a Nintendo game looks like.

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