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one of the advantages of being a cyborg is that you can use the strongest potions to wash your hands

This article is sticking in my mind and refuses to leave, I uncover new levels of the absurdity of the human condition each time I reconsider it, this is my L'Etranger, this nameless journalist is my Camus, this is the impetus for my existentialist awakening

Consider all the technological extensions that make you who you are

Embrace cyborghood

Whilst walking past the train station, I spotted someone aboard a train sporting not one but two monitors in portrait mode

as you do

I swear i didn't arrange this on purpose. They line up to stare at me when they're hungry

we are now firmly in the 20s, and y'all know what that means
that's right
aesthetically pleasing CRT monitors for everyone!

when entering the new decade, remember to frequently apply the T-pose to assert dominance

"weird flex, but okay"
"hey, I've only just attached this arm, gotta try it out, y'know"

them: what app is that?

me: um...it's just a social media thing...

them: oh? Can I-?

me: no no! this is, uh, a network for gay witches for communism. you wouldn't be interested...

it's a system of tubes, I tell you
a global system, all interconnected
and inside these tubes, there are trucks of various sizes, travelling back and forth, bringing with them the contents of the internets
these are call cybre trucks

*whirrs into action*
*thinks better of it*
*whirrs back into resting position*

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Cybrespace

Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.