Sargoth (cyborg aspect) @Sargoth@cybre.space
Our best machines are made of sunshine
the most devastating threat Show more
if you enter into snooze mode online, you fall asleep in real life
tfw you'd rather be a cyborg than a goddess
dating strategy:
[old style hard drive noises]
[rhythmic electronic music plays]
*reverses polarity*
*realizes that this simply means putting the batteries in backwards, and wonders what the expected outcome was*
this is a general reminder to seed your torrents
How to build a low-tech air condition:
1. turn on a moderately sized fan
2. place a bottle of cold water in front of the fan
3. place a towel or something under the bottle to deal with condensation
4. replace water as required
an ever increasing number of dragons
a cybernetic mlem machine
*computer power up*
*fan whirrs*
*disk A goes loud*
*a scattering of hard drive noises*
[exclusive dot midi edit]
Reminder to double-check that those things that those things that are supposed to be plugged in are plugged in, and those that are unplugged unplugged
confuse and impress your friends by installing Winamp in your main pair of arms
stand with me under my jumbrella
Brexit: will of the people Show more
Become the swarm of tiny robots you want to see in the world
