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Virtual reality
Real virtuality
Virtual reality on virtual machines
Real virtuality on real machines
Virtual machines in virtual reality on real machines
Real machines in real virtuality on virtual machines


Muscle memory is of vital importance

Please double check too see if your RAM is up to specs

If you can't handle me at my low-res VGA settings, we're gonna have a problem

mainly, I accidentally changed into them, and can't quite figure out how to restore myself into a more contemporary setup. kindly avert your eyes until the situation is resolved

Jumpy leg?
There are scattered reports of this phenomenon appearing after a recent firmware update. We have issued a hotfix, but you are going to have to sit very still whilst applying it

highlight of the day might have been when the guy next to me, trying to get a network connection on his laptop announced, in all non-ironic, un-self-conscious innocence, exultantly:

"I'm in."

tfw you walk outside and suddenly think someone turned down the anti-aliasing, but then realize that, no, you're just watching a fence at an angle whilst walking at speed

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

One thing I love is the unironic appreciation of old machines

Raise your walkmans to the sky!
...but keep them out of direct sunlight

This is a reminder to check if your angelfire site is still up and about

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yeah yeah, sex and all that, but have you ever replaced your body with a swarm of pixel-like nanobots which can assume any shape at will, thus rendering your previous sense of body image utterly maladapted and obsolete?

the timeline goes sideways
*flips over to the next page*
and it is really long
*looks at book cover*
"The complete timeline of human history"

Tired: the wiring

Wired: getting an electrician to fix it

Hired: the electrician, 'cause daym this is a long-term upgrade job

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